Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I lost the right to judge tonight
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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