More tranny stories later!
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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