She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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