We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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