Your face is a jimmy john
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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