too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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