from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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