Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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