Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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