I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just blew my weed a kiss
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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