awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
