Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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