I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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