Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You were trust falling into bushes
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