Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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