THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize