Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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