Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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