I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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