I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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