Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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