found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Let's get the cat blown out
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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