That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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