is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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