So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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