how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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