just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize