ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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