Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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