woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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