you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Congratulations! We have a period
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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