My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize