so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I love you.
Bad choice
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