i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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