How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just gargled with NyQuil
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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