I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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