Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
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can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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