KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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