I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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