doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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