I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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