I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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