Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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