id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
So. Much. Porn.
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