with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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