hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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