Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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