doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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