I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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