Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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