what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I think people are normalizing furries
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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