Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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