watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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