Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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