So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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